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When fear is your constant companion...
A modern phenomenon, born of extended homeworking due to coronavirus. It's that dead-to-the-world, thousand-yard stare of the veteran of 9 solid hours…
A relatively new phenomenon – shelf aggrandizement is the act of positioning oneself in front of the most impressive selection of erudite literature as…
A particularly weak or low-quality instance of a portmanteau, e.g. sticknorance, grammerage or manguage.
Happy New Year! It's that time again - resolution time. Or more like, resolution recycling. "What is this?", I hear you ask. Resolution recycling is the…
Self-awareness is what separates us from the beasts. Is it possible that some people have so much self awareness that they have no awareness left for…
The absolute conviction of some individuals who feel that they have been dealt a poor hand by the universe, or often an emergent phenomenon of the…
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Dictionary of Despair